just because all they do is gurgle & yawn & eat & poop, doesn’t mean babies can’t be fancy. these heather grey velvet baggy pants let them get their swag on in the comfiest way. they’re nice & roomy for lots of fruitless squirming, and they don’t require shoes, so that’s one less thing. style ‘em with a onesie or matching nununu velvet sweatshirt, like paris hilton circa 2001. they’re finished with our tiny blacksheep patch at the hip—an omen of what’s to come?